Yep...another pickup line. We'll call this one the walking man.
Yeti is once again on Walnut walking back to work after her lunch break. As a general rule - she will ignore any and all yells, whistles, honks, hoots, hollars, etc. she hears – please people, we are not animals. When you honk your horn at a girl she doesn't think to herself "gee, if only he had been going slow enough for me to give him my phone number!"
Man: "Hey!"
Yeti: […ignoring, not thinking man is talking to her (or really, just being hopeful)]
Man: "Hey!"
Yeti: […still ignoring.]
Man: "Hey!"
Yeti: […finally (reluctantly) turns around]
Man: "Where did you get that walk?"
Yeti: "Excuse me?"
Man: "Where did you get that walk?"
Yeti: "Um….I was born with it?"
Man: "Well, it's real cute."
Yeti: "Gee, thanks. I'll try real hard not to screw it up."
1 comment:
HAH. or how about the guy, who instead of honking, sticks his head out the window as he's driving by, and yells at me while waiting at the stoplight, "HEY YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND??"
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