guys need to learn better pick up lines online

so…i'm back online again. cause…why not!

and one of the first messages I got was from a precious 18 year old boy:

"If I was older and not such an idiot…you would be perfect for me!"

at least he's self aware!

Other message highlights:

"hey there"
"what's up hot stuff"
"come here often? lol"
"nice picture, let's chat"
"it sounds like you have your head on straight, wanna go out?"
"wink at me and I'll come over to your profile and charm you"

….stay tuned for what I am sure is to be quality dates with my future husband.