Don't You Wish YOU Were On OKCupid?

Message #1:
Hey, I think you're sexy. I am looking for a friend with benefits, let me know if you're interested - Andy

Message #2:
Hey there, have you ever talked to Jehovah's Witnesses? I used to be one.

Message #3:
you are very lovely. talk nerdy to me and i will talk geeky to you!

Message #4:
Serious question. You can only pick one, don't cheat! M&M, Skittles, or Tic Tacs?

I don't even know which one to pick they are all so TIED FOR AMAZING! Pickup line online are HARD.