Top 5 Famous Freebie List

We all have those celebrity crushes...you know, those ones that if we ran into them, we would for SURE go for it [cause would be really smooth and know all the right things to say and OBVIOUSLY they would be instantly attracted to us].
I think usually married and/or dating couples come up with these list, you know, the "freebie" list - the "good-luck-you-could-never-get-them-if-you-tried-but-I-won't-get-mad-if-by-some-miracle-you-do" list.

Dooce did her top 5 list [it was not good], and I had been thinking for some time this could be interesting [offensive] to do, so let's give it a try. Here is mine:

**OK...I redid my list again - the unfortunate two I have had to bump off my list have been shadowed.

1. Edward Norton
2. Wentworth Miller
2. Batman [Christian Bale is OK too]
3. Jack Black
4. Daniel Day-Lewis
4. Will Smith
5. Tim McGraw

Now, as much as I appreciate Ana C and her comment below - this is not the point of the exercise. So...please make up alias names [like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis] for your husband if you really can't come up with celebrities...

Dooce got 801 comments on the first day she posted this, I am assuming I will get at LEAST half of that...your list?


Anonymous said...

I can't believe I'm doing this. It feels so wrong...

1. Helen Hunt (the classic beauty)
2. Queen Latifah (the confident woman)
3. Evangeline Lily (the hottie)
4. Jennifer Garner (the long term crush)
5. Kevin from "The Office" (because if he is good enough for Jim...)

Searching for the Yeti said...

Dearest Dodi, you didn't even put your list - AND you insulted mine. if mine is so bad...where is yours??
and who cares what the face (or gut for that matter) looks like as long as it makes you laugh - that's my philosophy :)

Wendy said...

I never really thought I had a "type", but looking at my list apparently I do...muscular and hot!

1. Ryan Gosling
2. Dominic West
3. David Boreanaz
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Neil Patrick Harris (I don’t care if he doesn’t like girls)

Anonymous said...

1. Jude Law

(i just need to put some space between him and the rest)

2. Tyson Beckford
3. George Clooney
4. Zach Braff
5. Jake Gyllenhall

and i will add that andrew's #1 truly is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and if i was making a list of girl-crushes she'd be on it. along with gwen stefani and natalie portman.

jen kent

Anonymous said...

Jen, thanks for the reminder. How could I have forgotten Natalie?!?

Bethany Vaughn said...

To dodi: though it's not on my list, have you heard Jack Black sing "Let's Get It On" on High Fidelity? Enough to make you want to go for it. My list:

1. Jude Law
2. Colin Firth
3. Colin Farrell (dirty, yes)
4. Sean Patrick Thomas
5. Russell Crowe (I know, but the intensity in LA Confidential? hard to beat).

Anonymous said...

1. Milo Ventimiglia
2. Gael Garcia Bernal
3. The guy who subbed for my AP Bio class senior year of high school.
4. John Krasinski
5. Lil' C


lizzo said...

WHOA WHOA WHOA. you got wendy c to comment? i am officially impressed by your blogging prowess.

and andrew j. ulasich, i don't know who you are, but you have incredible taste in women.

and now, of course, my list:

1. matt damon
2. curtis granderson (tigers outfielder, the first to get a 20-20-20-20 since willie mays, and, according to our GM, "the kind of guy you'd want your daughter to marry")
3. john legend
4. brad pitt (a face like that, talent like that, and legitimate humanitarian aid work... mmmmm)
5. john krasinski

i love that e put lil' c on her list!

Kelsy said...

Awww man!

1. Christian Bale
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Owen Wilson
4. Harrison Ford (don't judge)
5. Jack Black (I'm with you on this one Julia and Bethany, I agree)

(Also in the past, Dominic Monaghan and Rider Strong have been on my list....There just aren't enough slots! Can I have a top ten?)

Olivia McCain said...

1. James McAvoy (Atonement..mmmm...)
2. Rodrigo Santoro
3. John Krasinski
4. Colin Firth
5. David Duchovny

I think I have a think for the really smart, kinda dorky guys.

Michi said...

Jack Sheppard (Matthew Fox): I'd follow him off the island

David Beckham: perfectly hot

Milo Ventimiglia: I don't watch Heros...but this guy is smokin'

Ryan Renolds: funny and hot...did you see the Blade Trinity trailers?!

Jonathan Rhys Meyers: yeah yeah...the creepy v-neck guy

clj said...

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Rachel McAdams
3. Charlize Theron
4. Katie Holms (In Dawson's Creek)
5. Schuyler Fisk

Anonymous said...

OH NO!!!!!!!!! i forgot sawyer. how could i forget sawyer?!

6. sawyer

~jen kent

Hydroquest said...

in no particular order...

Gisele Bundchen
Natalie Portman
Kata Mara
Marisa Miller
Alessandra Ambrosio

Leann said...

Dodes...I'm sorry, but if you're gonna dis Jack because of his lack of a bod, I have to point out that your top 3 possess a certain d-bagness.

I'm going with the timeless fellas:

1. John Wayne (at any age, he's the ultimate man's man)
2. Frank Sinatra (don't care that he was a playa)
3. Al Pacino (it's in my blood)
4. Justin McBride (cowboy, holla!)
5. Will Smith (of course)

Yanela and Mark said...

1. halle berry
2. jessica alba
3. penelope cruz
4. jennie finch (if we went on a date, the whole time would just be batting practice)
5. dave matthews (i'm not even having hypothetical relations w/ any of these folks, so i might as well go on a date w/ the best recording artist in the history of the earth)

Charlie J said...

I have a whole new level of respect for you in noting Jack Black....

Off the top o me noggin, my lust list would have;

Selma Hayak
Lucy Liu
Tia Carrera
Penelope Cruz
Eva Mendez

Ipp said...

If Jack Black is where its at I'm letting myself go and focusing on farts and backyard wrestling. However, I do agree that a funny personality takes precedent, which is where my list begins...

1. Adriana Lima
2. Michelle Monaghan
3. Courtney Cox
4. Eva Green
5. Erin Andrews

emo said...

so i have succumbed to peer pressure and now will make my first post on my roomies blog...

1. matthew mcconaughey
(playing catch with his dog on the beach is not a bad look)
2. freddie prince jr. (hard to admit but true)
3. mario lopez (classic fav)
4. apollo ono (so i'm noticing that i like guys with huge smiles)
5. alexi nemov (aka sexy alexi if you don't know him check out the '96 summer olympics)

Mike said...

Let's see...

Tina Fey
Kate Beckinsale
Megan Fox
Salma Hayek
Ana Ivanovic

douglas said...

jack black?

Andy said...

My top five...to be utterly cheesy I just want one.

What happens when you make the list and then miss the opportunity with one of these individuals?

Good luck with your top five everybody.

Robin said...

Sorry for the camp delay, but here's mine, in no particular order.

1) Milo Ventimiglia
2) Joshua Radin
3) David Beckham
4) Gary Dourdan
5) Colin Farrell

Honorable mention: Half the cast of Ocean's 11.

Robin said...

Oh, I forgot...Adam Brody. I defy anyone to deny his adorableness, lisp and all.

EmmA...er...Pamela said...

hm... i really can only think of three.

1. john abraham
2. gael garcia bernal
3. wentworth miller

but, all three of them... man oh man.. :P

and i cannot believe andrew said my girl ash. she is definitely somewhere near the top of my girl list. :)

EmmA...er...Pamela said...

oh! i thought of my last two...

Daniel Wu (HK)
Daniel Henney (Korea)

both of them are pretty faces, but i think they don't seem like the brightest or most compassionate crayons in the box.

Searching for the Yeti said...

ooohhh, john abraham is a REALLY good one and might make me change my list AGAIN!

Robin said...

On behalf of Ben:

1) Rusty Ryan
2) Tyler Durden
3) Mickey O'Neil
4) Tristan Ludlow
5) Detective David Mills

Honorable Mention: Joe Black

Searching for the Yeti said...

HAAH!!! Ben, that is an amazing list!

ryan said...

After the recent olympics my top 5 has changed

1. Audrey Tautou
2. Clemence Posey
3. Carrie Underwood
4.Haley Williams
5.Nastia Liukin (Gold Medalist)

the kicker is... said...

oh, and I've gotta confess: I think Craig Ferguson is a doll...

Olivia McCain said...

and i may add Obama to my list. not that i want to get busy with him, i just wanna have him as a husband.

konigsmark said...

I took a lot negative feedback for my previous comments. Here are my five, but they are not set in stone. Just remember that...not set in stone.
1.) Kristin Kreuk
2.) Jessica Alba
3.) Jessice Biel
4.)Keira Knightly
5.) Halle Berry

Searching for the Yeti said...

VERY nice, Andy. I like that you picked all women that look like me ;-)