My Valentine

Let’s share another Randy story shall we?

This last Friday I walked past my boys and Randy stopped me:

Randy: “Wait a minute. You, come here!”
Yeti: “Oh No! Whatever it is, I didn’t do it!”
[Randy walks over to where he usually hides his booze. At first I thought maybe he was going to give me some, or share with me, really I didn’t know what he was doing but it had to be good if it was hidden back there]
Randy: “Now, I didn’t know I was going to see you so early in the day yesterday so I wasn’t prepared.” [yesterday being Valentines Day]
[Randy then proceeds to pull this fake red rose out from hiding and give it to me.]
Yeti: “Randy! Thank you! This is so nice.”
Randy: “And….it’ll never die!” [insert little wink]

CLASSY!!! A-stinkin-mazing! Best Valentine Ever!