It has come to my attention that I need to do a little disclaimer blog. Just to cover a couple of things:

1. I am not talking about YOU. That is right. Unless I mention your name (directly or via a super creative and cleverly disguised nickname) the post you are reading is not about you. If you think it is…then that is just coincidence and you are human by nature and have a tendency to fall into the same actions most of us do.

2. I am fine. Apparently not all of my posts are funny – and that makes some of you worry. Well, relationships aren’t always happy or funny and if I want to touch on all sorts of things I can’t always be positive. If it brings you any comfort at all, I do get a lot of my material from conversations I have and overhear with other women in my life. But when I write them, I tell them in first person to make them easier for you to read and relate to. All that to say, I might not be the one dealing with certain issues I address on the blog. [Don't worry, all the stories are true] And I am working on it but I don’t exactly have enough of those funny pickup lines stored up….gotta get some more guys to hit on me first ;-)

3. I am not so good at advice. I realize I write this blog about guys and girls and communication…but I really have no idea what I am talking about. Feel free to keep asking me, just know that I am making up whatever I tell you when you come to me for advice [and if you are a boy I like my advice will always be “you should probably ask me out.”]

4. Please send me stories. I have shared a few stories of the funny happenings of my friends, which I think have been fun for all of you to read. So if you have funny stories send them to me. I’ll be happy to keep you anonymous if you would like. Also, if you have a topic that could be covered send that to me as well and I’d be happy to do a post on it, like the side hug. Wait, done that one…ok, you think of something. Send it to Wanderingellimac@gmail.com

Whew! OK, I feel so much better. I am really glad we had that D.T.R.


Olivia McCain said...

you mean...I'm not The Yeti?

john page said...

Oh, this so blows my view...I had you as the dating/relationship guru and now this honest, transparent post just messes that all up. Man!

Regarding #2, if you ran around the block more, I bet more guys would pull over and ask for your number and ask you out. Oh wait, you already did that!

Well, thanks for at least clarifying.

charissa said...

can you write about ambiguous dating? ya know, ambigudating? thanks.

Michi said...

Haha! I love your blog :D

Barry said...

I had garlic burps yesterday...is there a blog entry for that?

charissa said...

hmmm. maybe. i just thought you had more stories or something. i don't know. ambigubear?