Here is a great pickup line from my sister:
I was in line at the school dining center with a friend of mine at lunch time one day. As we were approaching the luscious buffet ahead of us I said to her, "Everything looks so good in here."
The guy working behind the counter replied, "Quit bragging about yourself."
Him: "I said quit bragging about yourself."
Me: "uh....okay?" *blush*