12.01.2008

Making history

FADE IN:

INT. VIVE RESTAURANT - NIGHT

A salsa club is filled with local residents talking loudly and dancing as the Latin music sounds over the speakers fitting in with the local decor and ambiance.

Next to the live band a middle-aged man wearing a vest, a tie with no collar, fake oakley's, a bluetooth and alligator boots dances by himself drawing in a crowd of spectators. Next to him an older couple slowly dances the cha cha as if no one else is around.

YETI sits alone next to the bar drinking a glass of water.

Yeti is attractive, in her 20's, has long brown hair and holds herself with confidence.

HISTORY, a plump, stout Mexican man in his early forties approaches Yeti.

HISTORY:
(holding out his left hand)
You, me, right here, right now.

YETI:
What?

HISTORY:
Would you like to dance?

YETI:
(taking a sip of water)
Oh...sure.

History leads Yeti onto the dance floor bumping her into several different people. He turns her around abruptly so she is facing him.

HISTORY:
(in a suave tone)
Let's....make....history

History then proceeds to give Yeti the thumbs up while simultaneously saying "Yessssssssss" every time they correctly executed a dance move.

HISTORY:
You are very mysterious. This is good. Mysterious is more attractive.

YETI:
Okay?

At the end of the dance History holds up all ten of his fingers declaring Yeti's perfect score for how beautifully she had danced...then points to himself and graciously gives a nine.

History then escorts Yeti back to the bar while muttering under his breath "thank you thank you thank you thank you."

6 comments:

konigsmark said...

Was a nine too high for himself?

clj said...

DId you hear Mary screaming in the background?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxE3gc2MQMU&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=mary+murphy&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&s&feature=player_embedded

Saturday Morning Mystic said...

Wow...you truly live an interesting life.

Yeti said...

HAAH....I would DIE if Mary was ever there putting me on the hot tamale train :)

Robin said...

HISTORY should be an SNL character.

kiki sonik said...

I definently loved HISTORY!