12.15.2008

GREAT pickup line

Okay, there may be debate over whether this is a good pickup line or not.

I happen to think it is clever, juuuuuuust dorky enough, and adorable.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

It would work on me...

You?

15 comments:

Eric Jessen said...

um...kinda great. Definitely keeping that one. :)

Olivia McCain said...

yeah, that would work on me. it would make me laugh which is the best way to get my attention. :)

Dodi said...

let's be honest... it still depends on WHO said it. ;-)

(glad to see you figured out it's sEIze the day! nice work!)

Saturday Morning Mystic said...

I like it. It made me laugh this morning.

S. said...

... I'm still waiting for the punch line. Somebody get me a drink!

Lindsey said...

S.: The punchline you're looking for is: "Enough to break the ice." :)

konigsmark said...

The problem is I know how much a Polar Bear weighs, but try something unique. Like, "You're good... and I'm looking... together we could be good looking." Booo Yah... That's what's up.

JD said...

Hahahaha I told my kickball team about this line yesterday and they all loved it. Thanks for the link! :)

Praise said...

Hahah I love it! Okay, I have to admit, I used this line when I worked for Greenpeace... we had to think of someway to stop people in the street!! ;)

Robin said...

I've actually heard this before, but the punch line was a little longer and sung, with some dance moves. Nice, huh?

Dating Without Pants said...

I'm not even close to smooth enough to pull that one off. Still awesome though.

Sarah Christoph said...

Yeah, that line might work on me too... well, not now that I've heard it, but if I hadn't, I bet I would dig it.

Yeti said...

I am SO GLAD everyone loved this line as much as me. I KNEW it was brilliant :)

HAAH! Konigsmark, that line is priceless.

And, yes, Dodi..I can't believe I made it that WHOLE day with that misspelling and no one pointed it out. Grrr.

Anonymous said...

It is completely false though. I mean, don't they live on the ice?

Anonymous said...

I actually had that line used on me. It didn't work though... likely because it was delivered by someone with rank booze breath.