Wishing for a white christmas

In honor of Christmastime being upon us, I would like to recommend to you a book. I have not read it, I recommend it purely based upon its cover.

"Don't judge a book by its cover," you say? HOW CAN YOU NOT when it looks THIS good?? Ladies, this is the key to getting men around Christmas. Wear a bonnet, bake a pie.

This publisher needs to be fired.


This Front Porch said...

This is not unlike my Grandma's advice to me: "Just wear your hair down and go to more church bar-b-ques. Then you wouldn't be so single."

Clearly THAT plan worked.

Maybe I'll try this pie and bonnet business and see where it leads...

Sarah Christoph said...

that comment made me laugh out loud, Front Porch. I needed that- thanks! :)

Anonymous said...

What exactly is in a White Christmas Pie? Is it like a whipped cream pie or something else like mayo?

And lest we forget, Naomi Watts wears a bonnet in I Heart Huckabees. Bonnets are really more about a sense of confidence. You gotta own in it!

konigsmark said...

I am just going to say wow. That's all I need to say.

S. said...

Wrong. So wrong.

Yes. Burn publisher, burn!

Maybe the author pissed off the publisher? That's I'll I can think of as a decent excuse for this wrongosity.

Anonymous said...

I guess I don't see the problem here. If you go to their website this is a fictional story about the Amish. Do the Amish not dress this way? Now if it were a dating book or other book suggesting women should dress or behave a certain way I'd understand your objections.

What you should be objecting to is that this is posed image, something the Amish would likely not condone.

JD said...

Eh. I think I'll stick to pumpkin.