"Women are meant to be loved, not understood" - O. Wilde
i want to believe this isn't real, i really do.
no, no, no!
holy trash! (this is the new phrase I'm trying out) Really?! Is this for real? Psychologically normal. Hmmm....
It just gets better with time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......Just so you know, record this on your phone, and next time you are tempted to give out your number, tell yourself, NO NO NO!! He may think you are being passive aggressive if you don't call him back....HAHAHAHAHHA
Well, paaaaardon me, but you guys must be out of your minds. Who wouldn't want to date this guy?
Wooooooooow!!! Real or fake, that made my day.
This guy is a genius. probably looks hot too...and since he said there's nothing wrong with him...sign me up on the friendship list.
This guy loves the movie Swingers. Only, he thought that the pathetic messages scene was a success. chemo...anxiety disorder?!?!you should actually look that up: passive aggressive personality disorder. WTF, MATE?!~jk~
Sorry. This became too painful to listen to after "I have no trouble meeting women." Ewwww! Then go bother one of them!
Classic! This is too unbelievable. How did you figure out my alter ego? Olga I miss you, call me.
this is truly amazing...swingers?
I really hope her business card didn't have her work address. I can just see his next move...pounding on her window at work: "Olga, I'm giving you one last chance because you're an elegant woman. But I'm burning up your business card. If you're not standing up because you're paralyzed or agoraphobic, than that's okay. But if you're just being timid, I can't stand timid women."
Mmmmm a man who knows what he wants.
love lindsey's comment, and that made me more uncomfortable than the phone conversation in swingers. holy cow.
chris and i just listened to these messages and we both had our jaws on the floor. this guy is CRAZY!
that last comment was left by Olivia not Chris Hein. :)
This guy is Toronto's notorious Dimitri The Lover, http://www.dimitrithelover.com. Go to the Media Centre link on the web site and hear his voice in the radio interview. These voicemails are part of a viral marketing campaign for an upcoming movie about him. A girlfriend of mine dated him, and yes, he is awesome in bed, but totally wacko, in a good way, sorta.
That is unbefreakinlievable.
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