#1: Sitting in a movie with a really intense and/or graphic sex scene with a guy or girl you like.
You both know you're thinking it.
This is ESPECIALLY awkward if you are on a first date.
**adjust [squirm] in my seat (or try not to move at all)
**Stare straight ahead
[tension is building, neither pair knows what to say, guy racks his brain for any sort of witty statement to ease the pressure]
Boy: "I sure hope that car wash was heated otherwise this scene must have been awful to shoot."
Girl: "ha...ha...ha" [girl fake laughs at stupid comment to pretend she is not phased by the scene]