i am in the process of growing out my eyebrows. i know, that sounds disgusting, let me explain.

i want a unibrow, like this.

[that is real picture of me, by the way]

okay, KIDDING! [about wanting a unibrow]

for a very long time, since a tragically bad waxing, i have had uneven eyebrows. and there is nothing you can do to fix this problem except go through the painful process of growing them out in a hairy ugly mess or wax them to an unnaturally short stubby length.

and so i suffer. i just wanted someone to feel bad for me. with all the real crap going on in the world, i thought we could all use something trivial to care about for a second...

you're welcome.

and for those of you who know me...don't come look at my face. maybe i should get bangs!


You Know Who from the Third Floor said...

Did you really just tell me about your uneven eyebrows and then tell me not to come look at your face? Seriously??

Lizzy Rae said...

Just do it. Grow them out and then look at my sisters post "How to Get Better Brows" from yesterday. http://stephvilladavis.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/how-to-get-better-brows/#comments

Griz said...

hahahaha, just for that i'm gonna come look at them:) you know, i have never noticed them uneven. have you seen mine unplucked? they look horrible! don't come looking either.

Tom Bennett said...

I get my nostrils waxed. Booyah!