3.31.2009

The power girls hold over guys

Let's talk about how girls can make money off of guys. I have talked about her before but I will talk about her again. My friend Olivia is A-stinking-mazing!! Her stories inspire me in ungodly ways :)

Here is one such story:

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Once, my girlfriend Laine wanted to fly to Chicago to visit me (she lives in Houston). But the plane ticket was over $300. I told her to book the ticket and I'll think of a way to raise the money to help pay for it. When she arrived in Chicago I told her we're throwing me a bachelorette party! I was completely single at the time. But the guys didn't know that! So for one night, I put on a cheap vail ($12) a cheap tiara ($10) and I wore my old engagement ring ($??)

We drank for free at every bar. We got herded to the front of the line at every bar. The cover charges were waived for us at every bar. And Laine and I carried around a bag of Blow Pop suckers which we sold to drunk guys. We made enough money to pay 100% for her plane ticket and we bought ourselves Cubs tickets for the next day. Woot!
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I don't think I have to say anything to this other than.....brilliant!

10 comments:

Michi said...

Awesomeness!

Saturday Morning Mystic said...

I must admit, the creativity involved made the duping of many men worth it.

[F]oxymoron said...

Shit, I feel stupid now!

insomniaclolita said...

HAHAHA this is pure geniusness :)

hopefbplayer said...

Yeah profiting off of kindness is great....

Anonymous said...

HA-HAH!!! I love it.

pink~leopard~print said...

You know my friend gave a ridiculously gaudy fake diamond ring a couple years ago and I never knew what to do with it...

konigsmark said...

Well played. Why haven't I done something like this?

Olivia McCain said...

haha
that was a fun weekend. :)

and the next day the Cubs won!

Anonymous said...

Lame.