4.02.2009

Tall glass of water

I have a friend [very unsuspecting always-gotta-make-a-joke funny man] that was at a wedding this last weekend. He got hit on and I wanted to share the story for two reasons:

1. It is funny
2. It is a brilliant pick up line. I really want to use it sometime.

Setting: wedding reception
{A woman is walking across the room with two beverages in hand}

Unsuspecting Funny Man: Which drink’s for me?
Woman: [slight smile, raise of one eyebrow] The middle one.

3 comments:

insomniaclolita said...

THAT'S SOOO BLUNT :P

charissa said...

omg. AWESOME.

[F]oxymoron said...

My response: "Hold on, let me get one more" [slight smile, raise of one eyebrow]