Easy Solutions

This is one of the most HILARIOUS things I have ever read in a long time. Please...click...enjoy.

***Warning: You may laugh so hard you pee your pants***

Link #1:
So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway. What do you do?

Link #2:
So, you want to kiss your sexy neighbour, but you've never even said hello.

*Thank you to Matt for passing this along.


rheimbro said...

That was great!
Pants are clean, but belly still full of laughter.

[F]oxymoron said...

Interesting stuff... makes me want to write something like this... what to write about, what to write about?

Archana said...

Haha that's awesome! I just came across to your blog through 20SB and this post was well worth the read. Especially the bit on the sexy neighbour.

I actually managed to get around to doing that (not the Angelina Jolie letter way, lol) but I used to live in an apartment with a few of my friends. And our patio faced a bunch of other apartments/patios. There was this one gorgeously handsome guy who lived off to the right of my building who I was lusting over - - and one fine Sunday, about 5 mimosas down (it was my roomie's bday, so I'm not a lush, lol) my roomie and I were dancing around the patio in our Pjs being ridiculous and we heard cheering...and we were like um, where is that from? Turns out it's him. :) We being giggly girls ran back in, and that same night my roomies and I were hanging out on our patio just talking, and we heard a knock on the door. So I go answer it, and guess who? Turns out he actually went through the hassle of counting what floor we lived on and thought it would be worth a shot to come over and say hi...and things just kinda progressed from there. ;)

Ever time I look back it, feels like a movie, lol. This post just reminded me of that incident cause that same thought used to run through my head...how to get a chance to meet my sexy neighbour.

Archana said...

PS - Sorry for the incredibly long comment! Lol.

Yeti said...

HAAH! Archana, that is awesome! Great story :)
Kind of reminds me of Joey from "FRIENDS" when he was trying to find "hot girl" from the apartment complex across from him but he kept counting the floors wrong.
thanks for sharing, love it!

Archana said...

Hahah, I totally didn't even think of that episode from 'Friends' - I love Joey, he's so stupid you just kinda have to love him. :)Anyway, I guess lucky for me, this guy could count right, haha.