2.02.2009

Girls that ask ridiculous questions

Here are some of the ridiculous questions girls sometimes ask:
If my whole body got burnt would you still think I was beautiful?
If I were in a coma for the rest of my life would you stay with me?
If I shaved my head like Brittany Spears did would you still think I’m beautiful?
Does this make me look fat?
Do you think she's cute?
What should I order?
Do I remind you of your mother?
If I died young would you remarry?
If you die young should I remarry?
Am I your best friend?
What is the best part of my body?
Do you want to meet my kids?
Do you believe in kissing in public?
Which one of my friends would you date?
How many kids are we going to have?
Where is this going?
Do you like my parents?
If you couldn't kiss me would you still be interested in me?
When are we going to get engaged?
Do you think wives should work?
How does this look?
Do you like makeup?
How should I cut my hair?
Why I haven't I met your friends?
If I fell off a mountain and broke both my legs would you still dance with me at our wedding?
Why am I not in your top 8?
Can I show you the drawing of my sexual being?
Anything involving the ex:
Do you want to meet....
Can we hang out with....
You remind me of....
Can my ex come?
Can we double with my parents?
Have you ever been stalked before?
How many girls have you kissed?
Would you hold my hair while I puked?
How much do you love me?
How do you feel about seeing other people?
How much do you think I weigh?
How old do you think I am?
So you like chick flicks, right?
Do they look real?
I made it just for you, what do you think?
Do your friends like me?
Am I the kind of girl your mom would like?
Why do you look at my friends?
Are you going to break up with me?
Will you ever leave me?
What's the one thing you would change about me?

Here are some of the statements (and/or rhetorical questions) that leave an uncomfortable silence in the room:
You remind me of my dad.
I used to come here when my dad was on parole
It wouldn't be the first time I woke up in a tub full of ice with an incision in my lower back
Who hasn't woken up in a jail cell?
Didn't your family play spin the bottle?
Where did it go?
I’m pregnant

And here are some openers you never want to hear at the beginning of a conversation:
You know how you said you'd always love me...
You know when I said I was XX years old....
How much did you like that PS3...
We have to talk...
Remember that one time in Mexico…
So I was talking to your mom the other day…

4 comments:

Saturday Morning Mystic said...

I love this post.

Rebecca said...

Thats amazing! I especially like the question about if he would date any of your friends...definitely not a good question to ask...along with every other thing listed

Griz said...

Well, you really do need to know if he will hold your hair when you are puking, you just never know...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[F]oxymoron said...

I'd like to see a list of appropriate answers :)