Jillian is stupid. Date me.
Confession: I watch the Bachelorette.
Fact #1: I heart Simon Ambrose.
Fact #2: Jillian is dumb for cutting him last night.
Fact #3: I MAY have found him on facebook and added him as a friend.
Is that creepy? I mean, apparently he is single and looking (he let America know that when he joined the show). It would be unfair of me to hold back when I know that what he's looking for is ME. Plus he has an English accent. It would be unfair to myself if I didn't try to date him so I could hear it more often.
And while we're at it: I might be falling in love with Jake, Tanner P is creepy, Wes is annoying and Juan is an a-hole.