Sometimes my mother wears this ring on her right hand. Cause, ya know, it is hers right now.
I am home for Christmas and she is wearing the ring. She points it out to me:
Mom: Did you notice the ring I am wearing?
Me: Yes. It is beautiful! I want it!
Mom: Well......maybe....a little extra motivation!
Yeah......motivation was what was holding me back from finding true love. Not the fact that I seem to attract weird, homeless, spineless, obsessed with spongebob square pants, guys.
Me: But I also get it if you die, right? So.....little extra motivation!