[boy, 12-13 years old, rolls up on his bike]
Boy: Hey, can I get your number?
Me: [burst of laughter] Um...no.
Boy: Why not?!
Me: You're a little young.
Boy: I'm 19!!
Friend [of similar age] yeah! he's 19 and I'm 18! How old are you? 22?
Me: 30
Friend: WOAH! Um...yeah, we thought you were 22. You look 22.
Me: WOAH is right.
Friend: Um....have a nice day, I guess.
Yep....Stilllllllllllll got it!
