I met a guy online.
He seems kinda nerdy, but nice.
He gives me his number.
I text him.
We talk about our day, blah blah blah, he asks me about my plans for the weekend.
Yeti: "I'm headed to Palm Springs this weekend. My parents will be there on business so I get to meet up with them for a couple days!"
Guy: "Nice! Hmmm...do you happen to have an SUV? I just bought a piece of furniture in palm springs today but it won't fit in my car"
Um...no. No strange man I have never met and now probably never will. I will not pick up your furniture in Palm Springs. Thanks for texting.
12.06.2012
12.04.2012
No Hugs for You!
I was out on the track this weekend. Like ya do.
This guy walked up to Candice and myself as we were talking to a girl. The only thing he said was "Damn, you be some beautiful white women." But at that exact moment the brave and wonderful Bryan came over to intercept him so he would not distract us from the conversation we were having with the girl.
As we walked away from those conversations and got back in our car Bryan let us know what he had saved us from:
Man: you think that one would give me a hug?
Bryan: Um...no. probably not.
Man: come on man. all i want is a hug. i'm just so horny.
Bryan: you are definitely not getting a hug now.
This guy walked up to Candice and myself as we were talking to a girl. The only thing he said was "Damn, you be some beautiful white women." But at that exact moment the brave and wonderful Bryan came over to intercept him so he would not distract us from the conversation we were having with the girl.
As we walked away from those conversations and got back in our car Bryan let us know what he had saved us from:
Man: you think that one would give me a hug?
Bryan: Um...no. probably not.
Man: come on man. all i want is a hug. i'm just so horny.
Bryan: you are definitely not getting a hug now.
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