I heard this joke last week:
Okay, so there was this woman at the grocery store standing in the check out line with her groceries.
There was a bum standing in line behind her. He watched the woman put her things on the conveyor belt and made the statement: "You're single, huh."
She looked at what she had before her: a can of coffee, a gallon of milk, a half a dozen eggs, a stack of T.V. dinners, a box of cereal, a candy bar and pack of gum.
After looking at her groceries and trying to figure out how the bum knew that she was single, she was pretty impressed and confused. She turned and looked at the bum and said, "Excuse me, I can't figure it out, what gave it away that I am single?"
The bum said, "You're ugly."
6 comments:
Not what I was expecting for sure.
I guess beggars can be choosers.
(ba dum ching)
Ahhhh! Thats hilarious. I could totally see that happening, and I would hate to be that woman at the check out.
Wow...I was expecting a ring joke. That was funny.
haha, That sucks. If a bum told me that I would have to say back, you must be single too, (why?) Because your a bum!
LMAO. I hope no onse says that to me.
I would have said, "Thanks, you must be single too then! Takes one to know one." ;)
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